What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Hi

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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High school gym class.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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The horse's name was Friday

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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