Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Penis.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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