A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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I'm Halarious.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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