What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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