A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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pup

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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tom hall

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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