What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Anti Joke

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