Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Feet

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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