Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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