What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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