What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Junior's love life.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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