what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Penis.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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