- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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