Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Anti jokes.

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Dozer has a soul

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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