what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Horse tits

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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asd

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Anti Joke

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