What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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ur mother

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What's 1+1? 4.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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I am black.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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haha.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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