Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Miscarriages.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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