Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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i am predestal

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Freedom of Speech

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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