A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

anus soup

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Aodhan Hearty

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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womans rights

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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