your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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