What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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