- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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