what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

America

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

asians have slitted eyes lol

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