- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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