- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

God is real.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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