Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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