- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Gay rights.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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