Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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