hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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