- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

I am a mime

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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