- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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