- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

An Asian with a big dick.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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