there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Lockerbie bombing

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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