Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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