- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Knock Knock Come in.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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