- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Oliver's friends

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

If life hands you lemons Take them

No joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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