- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

The Labour Party.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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