why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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