- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

a black man pays his child support

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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