- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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