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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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