- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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