- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

9/11 my birthday

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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