- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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