who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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that wall over there ->

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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