- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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