- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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