- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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