Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

^ That's not even funny ^

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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