- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Male leadership.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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