Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Hello penis

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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