- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

matt is fat

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Happy Monday!

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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