- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What's one plus one? two.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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