- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Whose your daddy? Not me

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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