Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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