- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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