- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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