- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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