how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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