Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Democracy.

Yo Mama just died.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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