- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

My jeans

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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